• percy: you wanna go??
  • ares: im a god you absolute walnut
  • percy: i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

  • will: wanna go on a date?
  • nico: okay
  • will: alright. friday. seven. see u later
  • nico: *stands there for a moment, watching him go*
  • nico: *sprints to cabin*
  • nico: *throws self on bed*
  • nico: *screams into pillows in excitement for a full twenty minutes*
  • nico: *runs to zeus cabin, throws open door*
  • nico: HEY BITCH I GOTTA DATE WITH A BOY
  • jason: OH MY FUCKING GOD
  • jason: YES OTP
  • jason: THE FEELS, MY HEART, I CANNOT EVEN
  • jason and nico: *screams together in excitement for like a hour*
  • jason: *grabs nicos hand and makes him sit on bed with him*
  • jason: OMG OK u gotta tell me everything, whats his name, what does he look like, what are you wearing, how did he ask you, i need to meet him, who's his parents ohmygod
  • is it will pls say its will
  • nico: its will
  • jason: *screams with his hand over his heart because he cannot, his otp is canon*
  • piper: what the fuck am i witnessing at this moment